I'm learning a foreign language now,
it's called computerese...
From "Byte" to "Baud" to "CD Rom"
and "Modem" ~ if you please.

I'm more PC-linguistic now,
at first the words seemed odd...
Like "IBM Thinkpads
networking at 56k baud."

Or, "DVD Recordable
Write/Rewrite" hardware...
And "dub-dub-dub" or "web host"
or "computer down-repair."

I'm getting quite proficient now,
I download till I doze...
And everywhere that Connie is,
her "Dummies" manual goes.

Each day you'll find me on the Web,
my mind is in a tizzy...
Don't try to phone from 9 till numb,
my line is always busy.

A power-user? Well, not quite,
but, hey! I ain't no flunky...
A keyboard wizard still online,
a real computer junkie!